TAURUS - The Enduring One. (Let's see how true it is~)

Charming but aggressive.
---Charming?! *faints*
Can come off as boring, but they are not.
---I AM boring.
Hardworkers.
---I slack every second of my life.
Warm-hearted.
---*Takes out heart and measure its temperature* Oh dear!! -8936573°C
Strong, has endurance.
---I am weak.
Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways.
---Nothing to say
Not looking for shortcuts.
---Yup. I don't waste my time looking for it.
Take pride in their beauty.
---I have no beauty
Patient and reliable.
---Quite true, I guess.
Make great friends and give good advice.
---Really meh?
Loving and kind.
---I am extremely cruel. So cruel that you might as well die.
Loves hard - passionate.
---What a lame joke.
Express themselves emotionally.
---I am emotionless.
Prone to ferocious temper-tantrums.
---True true. So, don't ever provoke me.
Determined.
---Not really
Indulge themselves often.
---LOL~
Very generous.
--- :D

Revision on the personalities of Taurus is urgently needed!